Yo, bitches...we gonna drop two more singles on September 11th on INTERSCOPE DIGITAL...

Perhaps to honor those who lost their lives on that fateful fall day ten years ago.  Perhaps to celebrate the fiery comeuppance of those who perpetrated the heinous crime. Either way, apropos of the mood, we'll be re-releasing two more singles online through our new online distributor interscope records.

To pre-empt those moral midgets who would decry us as a) poseurs and/or b) corporate rock sellouts, be clear interscope's digital division is run by TUNECORE and we have no contact with those devils at the interscope main lair. In fact, the primary reason we're even putting out shit out this way is because interscope apparently has some big discount on Ernie Ball strings for its digital artists, which we're hoping to avail ourselves of.

Oh yeah, AND we secretly sacrifice sheep in a blood smeared pentagram underneath a picture of Jimmy Iovine our dark lord and savior.

Check the art, bitches:

Whatever Happened? SINGLE - DROPS THIS WEEK

Well, it took like 3 years -- fuck me, has it been THAT long???? -- since we recorded the bitch, it's been sitting around getting no/no play, yet everyone who hears it loves it. Fuck that junk.  As of this week, along with a blitz of online radio stations, the GLC single WHATEVER HAPPENED? is getting its due. Finally. It continues to amaze Mr. GLC Blargha how some motherfuckers can create great rock and roll and then just sit on it. Oy vey is mir.

In any fucking event, dropping on *ALL ONLINE RETAILERS AND STREAMING SITES* -- to include the new rocking SPOTIFY.

A random Sasquatch sighting?

It appears that a cool-ass Girls Like Cigarettes show is in the works, possibly for August, possibly with some cool people on the bill. I don't really know the details because nobody wants to contact Mr. GLC Bloggy Blargha and tell HIM what the fuck is going on...but needless to say, keep your, erm, MID-AUGUST in BALTIMORE MD timeperiod open and you might actually catch us on stage...rarer, they say, than a...

"She's a Politician" picked up by SKOPE TV & RADIO

Shazzzzzaaaaam.  Our buddies up at Boston-based SKOPE magazine have graciously offered to feature us on their SKOPEMAG home/splash page, where they show indie videos and such.  As a result, hopefully sooner rather than later, you'll see our glowing mugs up there for our vid for She's a Politician (which can also be found here, for those who want ze instant gratification: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfAz04hBOsg.)


Anyway, head on over to SKOPEMAG.COM when you get a chance and check that shiznit out.  Better late than never, I say.  This is what I love about Politicians, they never fucking go away. Which means our video -- prominently featuring our fucked economy and the still-hot-as-fuck Sarah Palin -- could be viable for, like, YEARS.

Go "LIKE" us on Facebook. Our collective self-worth just DEPENDS ON IT...

Okay, maybe it doesn't. Perhaps its the digital music age's version of measuring dicks. Or back when Myspace was around and everybody had to have like a bazillion friends. What? Well, fuck it...we'll play that game bitches!

So in this spirit, please pry thyself away from that Japanese internet porn (glass bottomed boat, anybody?) and go LIKE us on FB. Why? Well, primarily so you can see the who/what/when/where/why of our shows and such. And also because we'll feel inadequate to have less friends than some of the other shitty bands out there in the intraweb.  HTTP://WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/GIRLSLIKECIGARETTES

And here's a sexy picture of our lead singer, Mr. Joseph Jonathan Black, who is increasingly looking like a Grateful Dead roadie and/or Jerry Garcia, his damn self....

She's a Politician

That looming sense of dread...

Buy our shit...PLEASE...

We tried to find cute buttons to link all this shit up to no avail.  Sisyphus would have an easier time swooping over the hills of Mordor, near a hedgerow. What?

So, here it is all in one place, a handy reference:

Want to see our EPK? Cool. Go to http://www.sonicbids.com/girlslikecigarettes2

Want to fuck around on FB? Go to http://www.facebook.com/girlslikecigarettes 

All of digital online singles have been packaged together into one album "Let's Hear it for the Beautiful Death Machines..."  This is available for download on iTunes, Amazon, Emusic, Rhapsody, and about a trillion other download sites.  Check it out.

Want a fucking kickass t-shirt?  Head directly to http://www.girlslikecigarettes.spreadshirt.com

Hi. Hello. How did I get here? Where is my fucking large automobile???

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was.  First: Myspace. Then, wait, uh, no Purevolume? The Facebook, which still kind of sucks, but whatever. And then like a billion other websites that we're on that nobody checks and have long since forgotten the passwords. It's like fucking math.  Chinese fucking math. Or just plain Chinese. What?

So here is our blog.  We considered doing a webpage, but then only wanted high speed flash-intensive awesomeness webpages. And that honestly kind of blew, so nobody got around to it. So here's this thing. You may find some information on here of value or you may not.  In fact it may be abandoned shortly after construction, in which case do not pass go do not collect $200 and just go back to Facebook.

I dunno, yo.

GLC.